Q: Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog.
A: The dog, paws down! πΎ
Explanation: In this hilarious tale, the men and the dog find themselves in a comical predicament. As the story goes, the men are happily enjoying a walk when suddenly the dog starts barking at a nearby tree. The men, puzzled, try to understand why the dog is so fixated on the tree. They inspect it from top to bottom and conclude that there is nothing to bark at. The dog, however, insists that there must be something up there! π³
Despite the men's best efforts to convince the dog otherwise, it stubbornly continues to bark at the tree. Meanwhile, the dog's tail is wagging energetically, as if it's convinced it has found the greatest discovery of all time! πΆ The men, perplexed and slightly embarrassed, finally give in and accept that the dog's instincts are far superior to their own. They bow down to the dog's superior wisdom and admit defeat. πββοΈ
So, who is wrong here? Well, it's clear that the dog has a secret pact with the tree! Maybe it's a secret hiding spot for doggy treats or a portal to a magical doggy kingdom. We may never know! But hey, when it comes to the dog's instincts, it's best not to argue and just accept that our furry friends have a sixth sense we can never comprehend. πΎπ
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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Zuhura (Guest) on December 31, 2018
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π Too good!
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π Instant mood boost!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 21, 2018
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 7, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Sultan (Guest) on November 2, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 18, 2018
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
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David Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Nassor (Guest) on September 27, 2018
π€£ Pure genius!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Omari (Guest) on September 19, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 17, 2018
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 18, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 8, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 8, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Kahina (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Kassim (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 24, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 21, 2018
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Jamal (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Omar (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Baraka (Guest) on May 28, 2018
π Can't stop laughing!
Nashon (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Chum (Guest) on May 24, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Nassar (Guest) on May 16, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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π I canβt stop laughing!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 14, 2018
π I need to save this one forever!
Kheri (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Salum (Guest) on April 27, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
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I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
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π I needed that laugh!
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I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 27, 2018
π Iβm dying!