The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Issack (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Sultan (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Hamida (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Bakari (Guest) on September 21, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 15, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Binti (Guest) on August 21, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 20, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 9, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Kiza (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 5, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 31, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Raha (Guest) on July 25, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 8, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Juma (Guest) on June 27, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 23, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 18, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Yahya (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Mwanais (Guest) on June 7, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mashaka (Guest) on June 5, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 31, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 16, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Amir (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Baridi (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Mgeni (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Maimuna (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Masika (Guest) on March 30, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 29, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 21, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 20, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 15, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mgeni (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 6, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 3, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 3, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 18, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 3, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Jabir (Guest) on February 1, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Jabir (Guest) on January 29, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 29, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Nassar (Guest) on January 10, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷