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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

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The monster asked the ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธDracula๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ


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When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฆ‡

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Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Issack (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ™

Sultan (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต

Hamida (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“

Bakari (Guest) on September 21, 2018

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Whatโ€™s a snakeโ€™s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“š

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚

Binti (Guest) on August 21, 2018

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 20, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ค

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 9, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜†

Kiza (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Whoever said money canโ€™t buy happiness didnโ€™t know where to shop. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 31, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Raha (Guest) on July 25, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘“

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 8, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™ƒ

Juma (Guest) on June 27, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 23, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐Ÿ’”

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค

Yahya (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ

Mwanais (Guest) on June 7, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ 

Mashaka (Guest) on June 5, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!

Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 25, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 24, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Whatโ€™s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ“บ

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Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†

Baridi (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Why donโ€™t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Mgeni (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Donโ€™t make me adult today. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Maimuna (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ

Masika (Guest) on March 30, 2018

๐Ÿ˜ This made my day!

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 29, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 21, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐Ÿ๐ŸšŒ

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 20, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 15, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ

Mgeni (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I hate when Iโ€™m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 3, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 18, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโ€™m talking on it. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2018

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Mwinyi (Guest) on February 3, 2018

You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

Jabir (Guest) on February 1, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽ‰

Jabir (Guest) on January 29, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

Nassar (Guest) on January 10, 2018

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Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฆท

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