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Nancy Kawawa
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Aug 13, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Husna
Guest
May 31, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 28, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 26, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Furaha
Guest
May 22, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 16, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 14, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 13, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 10, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 1, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Juma
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Issack
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
