Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 31, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on December 29, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Omar (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Khadija (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Halima (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Tambwe (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 15, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Fikiri (Guest) on November 10, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 7, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 29, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Abdullah (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Hashim (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Nchi (Guest) on September 29, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Jabir (Guest) on September 28, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 19, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 17, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Salum (Guest) on July 1, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Kahina (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Shani (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Baridi (Guest) on June 9, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 30, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Fadhila (Guest) on May 23, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 19, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Yahya (Guest) on May 18, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 16, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Wande (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 1, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Shani (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Juma (Guest) on March 19, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Mhina (Guest) on March 17, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Shabani (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 24, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 24, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 19, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Rabia (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 29, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Mgeni (Guest) on November 28, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Shani (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥