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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Salima
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Amir
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Binti
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Omar
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Amina
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Amani
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Athumani
Guest
May 29, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 10, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 6, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Masika
Guest
May 2, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
