Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Sekela (Guest) on September 21, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 19, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zuhura (Guest) on September 14, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 6, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Yusra (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Khamis (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

James Kimani (Guest) on August 18, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Chum (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

James Mduma (Guest) on August 1, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 20, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

James Mduma (Guest) on July 14, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 7, 2018

😄 You got me!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 5, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 28, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 15, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 14, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 14, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nassor (Guest) on June 11, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 22, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rehema (Guest) on May 13, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 12, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 8, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 21, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

John Lissu (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 18, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 9, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

James Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 17, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Maida (Guest) on March 10, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 6, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Baridi (Guest) on March 5, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Rukia (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Kassim (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 9, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Jabir (Guest) on January 31, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Warda (Guest) on January 28, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 27, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 5, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓