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Josephine
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Nov 30, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Andrew Mahiga
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Nov 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Halima
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Raha
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 27, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 25, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 22, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 19, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 19, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 15, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Husna
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
