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Rehema
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Feb 19, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Masika
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Chum
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 22, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Hawa
Guest
May 20, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 6, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Hamida
Guest
May 5, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
