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Kassim
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Nov 29, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanahawa
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Nov 25, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Rose Amukowa
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Nov 23, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mercy Atieno
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Nov 20, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Amina
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Alex Nakitare
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Oct 21, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Margaret Mahiga
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Oct 20, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Fadhila
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Oct 14, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Hassan
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Oct 3, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Halimah
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Sep 23, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Sep 23, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Amina
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Amina
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Paul Ndomba
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Sep 2, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Neema
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Aug 29, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rukia
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Aug 26, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Francis Mrope
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Aug 25, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Christopher Oloo
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Jul 29, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mchuma
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Jul 24, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 23, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Rahma
Guest
May 15, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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John Lissu
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May 10, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 9, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 9, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 9, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 9, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Daudi
Guest
May 9, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Amir
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jane Muthui
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Apr 1, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Margaret Mahiga
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Mar 29, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Hekima
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Mar 12, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Binti
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jan 19, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Kimario
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Jan 10, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Halima
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
