What did the ocean say to the beach?

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Zuhura (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Khatib (Guest) on January 26, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 24, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Neema (Guest) on January 22, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 18, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Husna (Guest) on January 13, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Sharifa (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Halimah (Guest) on January 9, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Zakia (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 28, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Khadija (Guest) on December 26, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Halima (Guest) on December 11, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Jamal (Guest) on December 8, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mariam (Guest) on November 4, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 3, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 25, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Neema (Guest) on October 7, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Salima (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 8, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 2, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 31, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 28, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 27, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Hashim (Guest) on July 20, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 18, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 6, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Mwanais (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

James Mduma (Guest) on June 28, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 24, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Tambwe (Guest) on June 24, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Issa (Guest) on June 22, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 5, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Sarafina (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Abubakar (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Sumaya (Guest) on May 8, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 2, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Jamal (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Kiza (Guest) on April 11, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 7, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Abubakari (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 14, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂