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George Mallya
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Oct 8, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Salima
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Halima
Guest
May 27, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 21, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mchuma
Guest
May 16, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Juma
Guest
May 12, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 6, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Azima
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Raha
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Omari
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Issack
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Salum
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Omari
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
