Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 27, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 24, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 15, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Zulekha (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Sofia (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 23, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 1, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Farida (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 24, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Biashara (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 28, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Azima (Guest) on December 17, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Sofia (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Josephine (Guest) on November 18, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 10, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 10, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 15, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Leila (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 8, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Maida (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Wande (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Amina (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwanais (Guest) on August 11, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Khamis (Guest) on August 10, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Issa (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Rahma (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rabia (Guest) on July 22, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Tambwe (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 17, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Halima (Guest) on July 16, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Bahati (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Abdullah (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 16, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 18, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Zainab (Guest) on April 18, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 1, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 21, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mustafa (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Hashim (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 15, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔