Dracula's favorite fruit is a ๐ฉธ๐"Bloody Apple"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐
Hashim (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 15, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 12, 2018
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Nchi (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 1, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 15, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 13, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Bahati (Guest) on October 12, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Ahmed (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
George Tenga (Guest) on September 2, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mzee (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on August 29, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Latifa (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Kazija (Guest) on July 25, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Kahina (Guest) on July 24, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Fikiri (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
George Tenga (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Zainab (Guest) on May 12, 2017
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Shamsa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Faiza (Guest) on April 27, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Farida (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Baridi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 19, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 19, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Jabir (Guest) on February 26, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Issa (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 21, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐