What’s black and white over and over again?

Mhina (Guest) on November 10, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jamal (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 16, 2017

😂 So funny!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Zuhura (Guest) on October 13, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 10, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 3, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 29, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 25, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Latifa (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 30, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Fadhila (Guest) on August 14, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Asha (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 26, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 16, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Furaha (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Kheri (Guest) on June 24, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 20, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jaffar (Guest) on June 13, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Fatuma (Guest) on June 7, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Fikiri (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Jafari (Guest) on May 13, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 6, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 2, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Khamis (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Hamida (Guest) on April 23, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 16, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 12, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 14, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 11, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Juma (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on March 7, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Raha (Guest) on February 27, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mchawi (Guest) on February 26, 2017

😄 Too good!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 26, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Abdillah (Guest) on February 23, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 20, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏