Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 20, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 1, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Sofia (Guest) on December 25, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 15, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Jamal (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Abubakari (Guest) on December 6, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 23, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 12, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 6, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Sarafina (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 30, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 14, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 16, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Ahmed (Guest) on September 13, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Azima (Guest) on September 11, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 1, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 24, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 20, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Zainab (Guest) on August 14, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Salma (Guest) on August 1, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Chum (Guest) on July 18, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 9, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Umi (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 28, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Zulekha (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Saidi (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

James Malima (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sofia (Guest) on April 22, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Safiya (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Biashara (Guest) on April 17, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Aziza (Guest) on April 2, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 11, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 13, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mhina (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Ndoto (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 17, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Shamim (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Juma (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ndoto (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Athumani (Guest) on December 4, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Tabu (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 27, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️