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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jan 20, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Furaha
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Jan 9, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Michael Onyango
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Jan 1, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Peter Otieno
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Dec 24, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hellen Nduta
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Dec 15, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Dec 9, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Jamal
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Dec 7, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Abubakari
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Dec 6, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Joseph Kitine
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Nov 12, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Nov 6, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Azima
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Salma
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Chum
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Omar
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Ruth Kibona
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Jun 10, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Zulekha
Guest
May 31, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Saidi
Guest
May 7, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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James Malima
Guest
May 1, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mary Njeri
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Apr 14, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwanajuma
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Mar 23, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Daniel Obura
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Mar 15, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Juma
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Simon Kiprono
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Nov 27, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
