Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 13, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Baraka (Guest) on April 8, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 4, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Raha (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Zawadi (Guest) on March 17, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Khamis (Guest) on March 12, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 9, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Maida (Guest) on March 3, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

John Mushi (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Safiya (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 22, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 18, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 14, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 5, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Fadhili (Guest) on December 19, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Hamida (Guest) on December 10, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Josephine (Guest) on November 14, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Binti (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Sumaya (Guest) on September 2, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Chum (Guest) on August 28, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 26, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 24, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Rahma (Guest) on August 3, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 2, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 28, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Safiya (Guest) on July 25, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 21, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Umi (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mjaka (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 10, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Salma (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Masika (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Amina (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jafari (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on April 24, 2017

😄 You got me!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 19, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Sekela (Guest) on April 8, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 30, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nassor (Guest) on March 24, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤