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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Raha
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Maida
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Binti
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Chum
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Salma
Guest
May 17, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 16, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Masika
Guest
May 9, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 7, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Amina
Guest
May 5, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Jafari
Guest
May 1, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Amani
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
