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Patrick Mutua
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Feb 14, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Halima
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Amina
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Halima
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 25, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Safiya
Guest
May 24, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 19, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 13, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
May 3, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Shabani
Guest
May 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Leila
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
