Where does the witch park her vehicle?

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 25, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 16, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 1, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Zulekha (Guest) on December 31, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 25, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Kazija (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 30, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Nasra (Guest) on November 18, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Husna (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 29, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Jafari (Guest) on October 27, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 12, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 10, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Zawadi (Guest) on October 5, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

David Chacha (Guest) on September 4, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 22, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Farida (Guest) on August 19, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Kahina (Guest) on August 15, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Baraka (Guest) on August 9, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 5, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Rubea (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 24, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

James Kimani (Guest) on July 8, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 3, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sumaya (Guest) on June 23, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Sofia (Guest) on June 19, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Kiza (Guest) on May 25, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 19, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Majid (Guest) on May 6, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Selemani (Guest) on April 22, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Ali (Guest) on April 2, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Khatib (Guest) on February 24, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 18, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 17, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 13, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Zakia (Guest) on February 3, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 25, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 17, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

James Kimani (Guest) on December 15, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Zubeida (Guest) on December 10, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️