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Jane Muthoni
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Dec 4, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Makame
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 21, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 21, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 7, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Hashim
Guest
May 4, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Binti
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Farida
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Salma
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
