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Rehema
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Mar 1, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Rahim
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Feb 24, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mary Sokoine
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Aug 16, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 31, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 28, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Ann Wambui
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May 28, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 24, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Nasra
Guest
May 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Kiza
Guest
May 15, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Issack
Guest
May 8, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Salima
Guest
May 2, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Anna Mchome
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Apr 29, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
