How do you catch a polar bear?

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 4, 2017

😁 This is gold!

John Lissu (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Leila (Guest) on March 6, 2017

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 4, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 1, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 25, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Jamila (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

George Tenga (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Azima (Guest) on February 4, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Sarafina (Guest) on January 26, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Nassor (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 8, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 3, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 3, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Salum (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Sarafina (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 15, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Khalifa (Guest) on November 3, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 26, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

David Chacha (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 5, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 11, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mariam (Guest) on August 31, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Furaha (Guest) on August 18, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Issa (Guest) on August 5, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on July 26, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Shamsa (Guest) on July 23, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Kheri (Guest) on July 12, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Omari (Guest) on June 28, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Hamida (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 20, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 30, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

James Kimani (Guest) on May 6, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 25, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 20, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 15, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Furaha (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 3, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on March 30, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Athumani (Guest) on March 26, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 20, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 13, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 11, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Abubakari (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Abdillah (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Muslima (Guest) on February 1, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jabir (Guest) on January 31, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Omar (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 30, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 30, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰