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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Leila
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Azima
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Salum
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Omari
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 30, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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James Kimani
Guest
May 6, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Omar
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
