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Violet Mumo
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Apr 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Amir
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Amani
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Juma
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Makame
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Omari
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 22, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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John Lissu
Guest
May 16, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 16, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Fadhila
Guest
May 13, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 1, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
