An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ๐๐ฆต
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 2, 2017
๐ So funny!
Latifa (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Mwanais (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Fikiri (Guest) on March 9, 2017
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 9, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 26, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 25, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 22, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 14, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 28, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Sultan (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Chiku (Guest) on January 4, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 20, 2016
๐ You got me!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 16, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 26, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Jamal (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
James Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 29, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Amir (Guest) on September 29, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on September 27, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on September 24, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Amani (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 9, 2016
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 19, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Makame (Guest) on August 13, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Nassar (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
John Mushi (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Nassor (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 29, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Omari (Guest) on June 26, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
David Chacha (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Fadhila (Guest) on May 13, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐