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Yusuf
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Dec 9, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Amina
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Warda
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Wande
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Amani
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Chum
Guest
May 31, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 17, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 10, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Zakia
Guest
May 4, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 4, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
