What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Hassan (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 17, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Raha (Guest) on January 24, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 24, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 22, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Selemani (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 2, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 31, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 15, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Makame (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 29, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 8, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Abdillah (Guest) on October 18, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 4, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

John Lissu (Guest) on October 3, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nyota (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jaffar (Guest) on September 8, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 2, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 28, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mhina (Guest) on August 24, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 14, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwanais (Guest) on August 8, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Nassar (Guest) on August 6, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Kiza (Guest) on August 3, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Zawadi (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Fatuma (Guest) on June 30, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Fikiri (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

John Lissu (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 5, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Khalifa (Guest) on June 3, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Rahma (Guest) on June 2, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 30, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nassar (Guest) on May 28, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Athumani (Guest) on May 19, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 11, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Abubakari (Guest) on May 6, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 22, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!