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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Maida
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Azima
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Nassar
Guest
May 28, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Majid
Guest
May 27, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 14, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Jabir
Guest
May 2, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Wande
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Leila
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Majid
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
