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Amina
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Nov 26, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 25, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 17, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 16, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Asha
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
