Where can you always find a peacock?

Athumani (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Ndoto (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Jabir (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 26, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Josephine (Guest) on January 24, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 15, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Juma (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khatib (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 26, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 9, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Yahya (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 5, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Amir (Guest) on October 2, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Rehema (Guest) on October 2, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 18, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Baridi (Guest) on September 18, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Zawadi (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 9, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 7, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

George Tenga (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 10, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Sarafina (Guest) on July 25, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 20, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Binti (Guest) on July 2, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 30, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nassar (Guest) on June 14, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwanais (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Rabia (Guest) on June 3, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mohamed (Guest) on May 28, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 10, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Daudi (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 26, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 25, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Mchuma (Guest) on April 14, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 26, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 15, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Nyota (Guest) on March 12, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jaffar (Guest) on February 28, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 26, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️