Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Shani (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Josephine (Guest) on February 2, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Yahya (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 16, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 6, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Hashim (Guest) on December 27, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Nuru (Guest) on December 23, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 16, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 16, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 8, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 7, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 4, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 29, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Hassan (Guest) on November 27, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 23, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 21, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Warda (Guest) on November 8, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Rashid (Guest) on October 22, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 21, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 20, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Amani (Guest) on October 10, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Zainab (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Yusuf (Guest) on September 24, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 6, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Issa (Guest) on September 3, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

John Lissu (Guest) on August 14, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 4, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 2, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Tambwe (Guest) on June 29, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Furaha (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Latifa (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

John Malisa (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 30, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 28, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nchi (Guest) on May 25, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Amani (Guest) on May 20, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nuru (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 9, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Baraka (Guest) on May 3, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mazrui (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mustafa (Guest) on April 22, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Rubea (Guest) on April 11, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Neema (Guest) on April 8, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!