Which school supply is king of the classroom?

John Lissu (Guest) on April 26, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 20, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Muslima (Guest) on April 5, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 31, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Kiza (Guest) on March 25, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Kazija (Guest) on March 20, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Kazija (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on March 12, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 1, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Hekima (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 25, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mchuma (Guest) on February 23, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Issa (Guest) on February 21, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Rabia (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nassor (Guest) on February 14, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abubakar (Guest) on January 9, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 13, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 5, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 13, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Hekima (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Leila (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 23, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 22, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 21, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Fikiri (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 18, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 14, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on October 3, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 29, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 24, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Leila (Guest) on September 23, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Kassim (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Raha (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Issack (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 14, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Jamila (Guest) on August 13, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Nuru (Guest) on July 30, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 23, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Bakari (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 8, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Shukuru (Guest) on July 5, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Issa (Guest) on June 19, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Zawadi (Guest) on June 12, 2016

😄 You got me!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nahida (Guest) on June 4, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤