Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 26, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 24, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 18, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Daudi (Guest) on March 13, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Hashim (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Saidi (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nyota (Guest) on February 27, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sultan (Guest) on February 20, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 12, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

John Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 25, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

George Tenga (Guest) on January 21, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mgeni (Guest) on December 27, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 15, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 15, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 3, 2016

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Yahya (Guest) on November 26, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 18, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 18, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 17, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 12, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 4, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Nyota (Guest) on October 21, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Amani (Guest) on October 19, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Yahya (Guest) on October 19, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on October 11, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 19, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Maneno (Guest) on September 19, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kahina (Guest) on September 11, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 8, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Kiza (Guest) on August 31, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 29, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Fikiri (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Habiba (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 23, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 19, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Nyota (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 27, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 23, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Abubakari (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Abubakar (Guest) on June 2, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 12, 2016

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