Why did the pony get detention?

Maneno (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 11, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 27, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Khadija (Guest) on January 26, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Athumani (Guest) on January 22, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 25, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 24, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mazrui (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 2, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 23, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 10, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 15, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Kheri (Guest) on October 4, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 29, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 28, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 11, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 11, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 10, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Kiza (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 8, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 2, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 1, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 22, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Tabu (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 6, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Husna (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 27, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Azima (Guest) on June 24, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 19, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 18, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 9, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Biashara (Guest) on May 7, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 28, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 15, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Athumani (Guest) on April 10, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Shukuru (Guest) on April 4, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

John Lissu (Guest) on March 30, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Issa (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Chum (Guest) on March 26, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Sharifa (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

George Tenga (Guest) on March 20, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋