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Jabir
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Apr 23, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Mary Kendi
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Apr 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Chum
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Majid
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Salum
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Neema
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Salima
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
๐ What a joke!
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Issack
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Raha
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 26, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Farida
Guest
May 19, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Shukuru
Guest
May 14, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Rehema
Guest
May 10, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 10, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 9, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Nchi
Guest
May 9, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 1, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
