Why did the robber take a shower?

Jabir (Guest) on April 23, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 21, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Hekima (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Kahina (Guest) on April 10, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 28, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Chum (Guest) on March 28, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Aziza (Guest) on March 19, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Daudi (Guest) on March 17, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kassim (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Hassan (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Majid (Guest) on January 19, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Salum (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Neema (Guest) on January 12, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Aziza (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 27, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 14, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Hekima (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Salima (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Hassan (Guest) on October 10, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mustafa (Guest) on October 5, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 1, 2016

😄 What a joke!

James Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 25, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Halimah (Guest) on September 8, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 2, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 22, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 15, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 8, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Yusuf (Guest) on July 30, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 3, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 1, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 25, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Athumani (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Raha (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Farida (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Shukuru (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 9, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nchi (Guest) on May 9, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 17, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 4, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅