Why do cowboys ride horses?

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 19, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 12, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Muslima (Guest) on February 4, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 14, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 4, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on December 8, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 1, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 8, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 4, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Baridi (Guest) on October 31, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 21, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 14, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Nasra (Guest) on October 1, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Raha (Guest) on September 6, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 1, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 25, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Rubea (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 23, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 19, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Amina (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Ahmed (Guest) on July 22, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mzee (Guest) on July 17, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 16, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Umi (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 19, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2016

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 17, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Wande (Guest) on May 17, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Azima (Guest) on May 13, 2016

😄 You got me!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 16, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 14, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 13, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 24, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Hashim (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Halima (Guest) on March 20, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Rubea (Guest) on March 12, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Asha (Guest) on February 9, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Zulekha (Guest) on January 22, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Halima (Guest) on January 17, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂