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Charles Mrope
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Feb 20, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Omar
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Feb 19, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Jamila
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Feb 11, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mary Njeri
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Feb 4, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Lissu
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Feb 1, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Omari
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Jan 23, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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John Mwangi
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Jan 3, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Rubea
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Dec 31, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Dec 22, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Kenneth Murithi
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Dec 1, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Frank Macha
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Nov 24, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Charles Wafula
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Nov 22, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Kheri
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Oct 17, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Chum
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Samuel Were
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Jul 24, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Shukuru
Guest
May 24, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 22, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 12, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Ann Awino
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Mar 30, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
