Why is the forest so noisy?

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Omar (Guest) on February 19, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Jamila (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 4, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Lissu (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Omari (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Rubea (Guest) on December 31, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 22, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 1, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 7, 2016

😄 You got me!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 4, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Kheri (Guest) on October 17, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 29, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 23, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 21, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Tabu (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 13, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 12, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 29, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

James Kimani (Guest) on August 17, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 7, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Chum (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 25, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 24, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Khamis (Guest) on July 17, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 8, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Hashim (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 22, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mgeni (Guest) on June 9, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Umi (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Shukuru (Guest) on May 24, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 12, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 27, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 20, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 18, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 15, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 10, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 5, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Mchuma (Guest) on April 3, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Zulekha (Guest) on April 2, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 30, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Mchuma (Guest) on March 29, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵