Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 7, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Baridi (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 9, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Zubeida (Guest) on February 8, 2017
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 19, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Asha (Guest) on January 18, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Biashara (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2016
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Salma (Guest) on November 27, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on October 22, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 22, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 1, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
John Kamande (Guest) on September 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 27, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 21, 2016
๐ What a joke!
Shamim (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Juma (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Jabir (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 18, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Halimah (Guest) on June 30, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on June 20, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 15, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Athumani (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 22, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Kiza (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 10, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
Hamida (Guest) on April 10, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Fatuma (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Husna (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 18, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on March 12, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 10, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Abubakar (Guest) on February 3, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Jaffar (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 5, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Zakaria (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ