Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Fadhili (Guest) on June 28, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on May 5, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 26, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 12, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 10, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Zulekha (Guest) on April 4, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Zawadi (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Sultan (Guest) on March 27, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 21, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Omar (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Issa (Guest) on February 2, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Yahya (Guest) on January 4, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 28, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 25, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 15, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 13, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 13, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 9, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 8, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Faiza (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

John Kamande (Guest) on November 28, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Chum (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mazrui (Guest) on November 6, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Issa (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Umi (Guest) on October 31, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Kazija (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 25, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 22, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Jafari (Guest) on October 18, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on October 18, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 17, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Sarafina (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 30, 2016

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 18, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 10, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 9, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 4, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Salma (Guest) on August 20, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 14, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mohamed (Guest) on August 2, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 22, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Sumaya (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on July 16, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡