Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_047a2de47ef0176babfe94866dcbb890, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_047a2de47ef0176babfe94866dcbb890, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13
Sidebar with Floating Button
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_047a2de47ef0176babfe94866dcbb890, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10
AckySHINE Katoliki
AckyShine
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_047a2de47ef0176babfe94866dcbb890, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake

Featured Image

Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,
Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?
Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana.
Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini?
Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.

Mtoto: unaweza ukampa house boy/girl ATM CARD yako na namba ya siri ukakuchulie pesa?

Baba: mtoto unatafuta balaa sasa, unataka siku akiiba hii card akachukue pesa zote tuwe maskini, sithubutu.

Mtoto: aahaaaaaa, kumbe hauwezi kumkabidhi chochote chenye thamani house boy/ girl, sasa kwa nini mnanikabidhi mimi kwa house boy/girl na nyie mnaenda kazini mpaka mnarudi kumbe mimi sina thamani kwenu eeeeh!

AckySHINE Solutions

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_047a2de47ef0176babfe94866dcbb890, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 21, 2024

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Yusuf (Guest) on July 12, 2024

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 8, 2024

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Leila (Guest) on April 12, 2024

😆 Hiyo punchline!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 10, 2024

😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Hii imenikuna! 😆😊

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 13, 2024

😆 Bado nacheka!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

Abdullah (Guest) on November 30, 2023

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 18, 2023

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

John Mushi (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 27, 2023

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 29, 2023

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 8, 2023

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 17, 2023

😂🤣😊😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 15, 2023

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Abubakari (Guest) on July 3, 2023

😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 12, 2023

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 7, 2023

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Selemani (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

George Tenga (Guest) on February 13, 2023

😆 Nacheka hadi chini!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 9, 2023

😂👏😅🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 28, 2023

😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

Mazrui (Guest) on January 5, 2023

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 3, 2023

😂👌

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 21, 2022

🤣🤣👏😆

Rahim (Guest) on December 21, 2022

😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 15, 2022

😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 6, 2022

😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 10, 2022

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 9, 2022

😆😂😊

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 28, 2022

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 19, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Kassim (Guest) on February 17, 2022

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 6, 2022

😂🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 18, 2021

😅😂👌😊

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 9, 2021

😄 Kichekesho kamili!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 20, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

Majid (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Binti (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

Related Posts

Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga

Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga

MZARAMO V/S MCHAGA.
Mzaramo alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote
kwa tsh. 100,000/=Read More

Wazo la jioni hii

Wazo la jioni hii

📢WAZO LA JIONI HII 📢

KAMA MWAKA JANA ULIPIGA HATUA NA HUJAFIKIA MALENGO MWAKA HUU... Read More

Madenge hakosi visa. Soma hii

Madenge hakosi visa. Soma hii

MADENGE
HAKOSI
VISA


baada ya kumaliza form four baba akamwambia achague zaw... Read More

Angalia hawa kina mama, ni shida..!

Angalia hawa kina mama, ni shida..!

Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji anaingia nyumba ya jirani yake ambaye hana mume, akawa... Read More

Sifa mbaya: Cheki kilichompata huyu mwanaume mpenda sifa

Sifa mbaya: Cheki kilichompata huyu mwanaume mpenda sifa

SIFA MBAYA…
Jamaa alikuwa ndani ya daladala Mara simu ikaita alikuwa ni mkewe kwa sifa jam... Read More

Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

Siku moja ... Read More

Dogo alivyomchomea dada wa kazi kwa mama yake kuhusu baba

Dogo alivyomchomea dada wa kazi kwa mama yake kuhusu baba

Dogo: mama hivi malaika si wanapaa? Mama: ndiyo wanapaa, kwanini umeniuliza hivyo? Dogo: nimesikia b... Read More
BREAKING NEWS: WAZIRI ANASWA KOFI

BREAKING NEWS: WAZIRI ANASWA KOFI

Mkazi wa Mbagala Kibondemaji, Waziri Salum (23) amejikuta akinaswa makofi baada ya kupishana kau... Read More

Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu

Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu

POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when ... Read More
Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!

Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!

Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake fra... Read More

Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu

Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu

Jumapili baada ya kutoka KANISANI, Pastor akaona simu yangu niliyonunua LAKI 5,akaniuliza hiyo s... Read More

Hizi swaga za huyu jamaa ni shida, Google!

Hizi swaga za huyu jamaa ni shida, Google!

Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna
dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda
ki... Read More


Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_047a2de47ef0176babfe94866dcbb890, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3
📘 About 🔒 Login 📝 Register 📞 Contact