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👻 What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! 💀🧴
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟♂️💆♀️
Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁♂️
🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Q: What is a kitten's favorite dessert?
A: Mice cream! 🍨🐭
Explanation: Cats are known for their love of chasing and catching mice, so it's only natural that a kitten would have a sweet spot for "mice cream" (a pun on "ice cream"). This playful answer combines the idea of a dessert with the kitten's favorite prey, creating a funny and unexpected twist. The emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness and cuteness to the response.
🌍 In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! ❄️ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, 🤔 How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? 🐻🎣 Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, 😄 So put on your thinking caps, my dear! 🧢✨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🤣
Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟♂️💀
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: 💀 Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! 👻
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Nap 😴
Explanation: After indulging in a delicious Thanksgiving feast, a food coma sets in, making us irresistibly sleepy. So, the perfect end to Thanksgiving is a well-deserved nap. 😄🦃
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
🛒 What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? 🎓 A hilarious riddle! 🤔 Can you spot the difference? 😄 Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! 🎉
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
🕒 Tick-tock, don't be blind! 🤔 Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? 😂 A riddle that'll blow your mind! 🧠💥 No time to waste, let's find! 🕵️♀️🔎
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: 🕰️ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! 🍔😄
Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. 🕰️😋
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
🌽 Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! 🚤 Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
📚🌊 What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? 🤔 The tide of knowledge! 🌊📚
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Answer: A title wave! 🌊📚
Explanation: When you throw a lot of books into the ocean, you get a play on words involving a "title" wave instead of a tidal wave. It's a fun and creative way to combine the idea of books and the ocean, resulting in a humorous pun. The emoji adds to the cheerful and lighthearted tone of the response.
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! 🍽️😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
