What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Ndoto (Guest) on September 13, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Rabia (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Baraka (Guest) on August 20, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Zakia (Guest) on August 11, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 10, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Tabu (Guest) on August 7, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Sarafina (Guest) on August 5, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mzee (Guest) on August 3, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

George Tenga (Guest) on July 30, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sekela (Guest) on July 30, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

George Mallya (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Nuru (Guest) on July 15, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 12, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Omari (Guest) on July 12, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 5, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Yusra (Guest) on June 29, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on June 20, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mustafa (Guest) on June 16, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Sumaya (Guest) on June 4, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Khadija (Guest) on June 2, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 1, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Chiku (Guest) on May 24, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Jafari (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Saidi (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Athumani (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 3, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Tabu (Guest) on April 23, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Khamis (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Athumani (Guest) on March 30, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Raha (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 21, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on March 10, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 1, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 8, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 27, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Selemani (Guest) on January 24, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 9, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Baridi (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rahma (Guest) on January 1, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Issack (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 29, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 20, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Sofia (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Maimuna (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 2, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 30, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜