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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 25, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 10, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Maida
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
