What did the duck say to the clown?

Raha (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nahida (Guest) on August 25, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mzee (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 10, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 7, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 2, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 24, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 22, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Baraka (Guest) on July 16, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on July 12, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Baridi (Guest) on July 2, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 19, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 13, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 13, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Zainab (Guest) on June 11, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Hamida (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 2, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Zawadi (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 20, 2024

😄 Nailed it!

Aziza (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Arifa (Guest) on May 14, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Shamsa (Guest) on May 14, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 25, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 10, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Nasra (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Latifa (Guest) on March 18, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 16, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 13, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 12, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Sekela (Guest) on March 11, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Hashim (Guest) on March 10, 2024

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mariam (Guest) on February 3, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 23, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 23, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 23, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Sarafina (Guest) on January 16, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

David Chacha (Guest) on January 16, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mazrui (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 9, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 29, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 28, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 13, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 7, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂