What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 2, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 2, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mashaka (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Sofia (Guest) on August 23, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Latifa (Guest) on August 23, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 16, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sumaya (Guest) on August 16, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 6, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Nassor (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rahim (Guest) on July 6, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 3, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Rahim (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 29, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 13, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 7, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Aziza (Guest) on May 7, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

George Tenga (Guest) on April 30, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Husna (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Abdillah (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Halima (Guest) on April 17, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Aziza (Guest) on April 7, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 6, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mashaka (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 19, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 16, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 1, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 28, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Salma (Guest) on February 2, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

John Lissu (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Hawa (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Maida (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 12, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Maulid (Guest) on December 11, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Fatuma (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Sekela (Guest) on November 10, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Jamila (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Raha (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 18, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Azima (Guest) on October 18, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 15, 2023

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Abdillah (Guest) on October 11, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on October 7, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪