What dies but never lives? A battery! π
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ππ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 25, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Rashid (Guest) on September 17, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Rukia (Guest) on September 15, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Nasra (Guest) on September 13, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Bakari (Guest) on September 6, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Farida (Guest) on September 5, 2024
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Abdillah (Guest) on September 3, 2024
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Sofia (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Khamis (Guest) on August 29, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Farida (Guest) on August 29, 2024
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
James Mduma (Guest) on August 26, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Zakaria (Guest) on August 23, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 14, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 13, 2024
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Amina (Guest) on July 19, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 14, 2024
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Bakari (Guest) on July 4, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 2, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 1, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Hekima (Guest) on June 12, 2024
π This is pure brilliance!
Fatuma (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Warda (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 15, 2024
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 13, 2024
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Aziza (Guest) on May 10, 2024
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 30, 2024
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 29, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Azima (Guest) on April 24, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Habiba (Guest) on April 17, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 25, 2024
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 19, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Nyota (Guest) on March 18, 2024
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Mazrui (Guest) on March 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Juma (Guest) on March 14, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Nahida (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 2, 2024
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 1, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Abubakari (Guest) on February 23, 2024
π This made my day!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 16, 2024
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Kahina (Guest) on February 10, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
James Mduma (Guest) on February 4, 2024
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 4, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Jafari (Guest) on January 31, 2024
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Nasra (Guest) on January 17, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Fadhili (Guest) on January 1, 2024
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 24, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Sarafina (Guest) on December 16, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mohamed (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Arifa (Guest) on October 11, 2023
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 10, 2023
π Iβm dying over here!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π