What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

Sharifa (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 19, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on August 2, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Jamal (Guest) on July 25, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 16, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Salma (Guest) on July 11, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 2, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Ndoto (Guest) on July 2, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 1, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Leila (Guest) on July 1, 2024

😁 This is gold!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 29, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 13, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Mariam (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 4, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 2, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Leila (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Kheri (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mohamed (Guest) on May 26, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 24, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Tabu (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Zuhura (Guest) on April 20, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Salma (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Salma (Guest) on April 16, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 10, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Kassim (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mzee (Guest) on March 29, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Zainab (Guest) on March 24, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 16, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 11, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 10, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 4, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Zainab (Guest) on February 26, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Nasra (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Nasra (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 25, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Omar (Guest) on January 10, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Khamis (Guest) on December 24, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kazija (Guest) on December 21, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 10, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Latifa (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Shamim (Guest) on November 19, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 10, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔