What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Abubakari (Guest) on September 19, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Yusra (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Abubakar (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 5, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 28, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Hekima (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 8, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Chum (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 17, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Nasra (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Khatib (Guest) on June 30, 2024

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 24, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 22, 2024

😁 This made my day!

George Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rukia (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Jaffar (Guest) on June 8, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 6, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 2, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Amina (Guest) on May 31, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rahim (Guest) on May 28, 2024

🤣 Pure genius!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Shamim (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 8, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Binti (Guest) on April 25, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 15, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Furaha (Guest) on April 8, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Tambwe (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Saidi (Guest) on March 28, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 21, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

John Malisa (Guest) on March 17, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 12, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Nashon (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 2, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 19, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 14, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Salma (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Salma (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 10, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 8, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 4, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 3, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜