Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Raha (Guest) on August 30, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Zuhura (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Zakaria (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 1, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 26, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Kahina (Guest) on July 24, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Rabia (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 31, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Kiza (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Shani (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 8, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 28, 2024

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 24, 2024

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 13, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 8, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Husna (Guest) on March 7, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Baridi (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Rahim (Guest) on February 25, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 15, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 9, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Arifa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Yahya (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Furaha (Guest) on January 27, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 26, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 16, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Selemani (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 12, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Nashon (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Sultan (Guest) on December 29, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 28, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Jabir (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Halimah (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 3, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Latifa (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 16, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Selemani (Guest) on November 15, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 15, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 14, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 31, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Azima (Guest) on October 3, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 3, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 2, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Chiku (Guest) on September 21, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Latifa (Guest) on September 12, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 10, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zainab (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 10, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Binti (Guest) on August 10, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️