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Monica Nyalandu
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Sep 18, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Halima
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Amina
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Salum
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 22, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Kheri
Guest
May 16, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 11, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 11, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Shabani
Guest
May 3, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Chum
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Neema
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Amir
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Salma
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
