Short Answer: 💀 Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! 👻
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Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 8, 2024
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Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 28, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Halima (Guest) on July 20, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Kiza (Guest) on July 9, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 25, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Amina (Guest) on June 12, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Salum (Guest) on June 12, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 8, 2024
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Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 22, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Kheri (Guest) on May 16, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 11, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Shabani (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 26, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Abdullah (Guest) on April 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Shamim (Guest) on April 13, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 27, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 21, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Maimuna (Guest) on March 20, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 18, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 11, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 7, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Chum (Guest) on February 28, 2024
😄 Too good!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 31, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Khadija (Guest) on January 30, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Latifa (Guest) on January 27, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
Yahya (Guest) on January 16, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Umi (Guest) on January 7, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 2, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 31, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Neema (Guest) on December 30, 2023
😄 You got me!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 25, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 23, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
John Kamande (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 11, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 26, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Bahati (Guest) on November 26, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 6, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 29, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
Amir (Guest) on October 25, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 14, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Salma (Guest) on September 26, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰