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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

Life can be a rollercoaster ride filled with ups, downs, and the occasional loop-de-loop. But fear not! Amidst the chaos and stress, there is a silver lining โ€“ laughter! They say laughter is the best medicine, and boy, do we have the prescription for you. Get ready to chuckle, snort, and giggle your way to a happier life with these ten humorous antidotes for stress.

  1. The "Knock, Knock" Classic: Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, and we'll tell you a joke that'll make your stress melt like butter on a baking potato!

  2. The "Clumsy Waiter": Why did the waiter bring a ladder to the salad bar? Because the chef kept telling him the salad dressing was on the top shelf!

  3. The "Punny Parrot": Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be a high flyer!

  4. The "Dancing Shoes": Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

  5. The "Tech Support Hilarity": Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, and it couldn't stop sneezing bytes!

  6. The "Mix-Up at the Zoo": Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

  7. The "Baking Catastrophe": Why did the doughnut go to therapy? Because it felt a little glazed and confused!

  8. The "Coffee Break": Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

  9. The "Fishy Tale": Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!

  10. The "Squirrel Wisdom": Why don't squirrels trust trees? Because they're a little too shady!

Life is too short to take everything seriously. Embrace the absurdity and let laughter be your guiding star through the murky waters of stress. Remember to share these jokes with your loved ones and spread the joy โ€“ after all, laughter is highly contagious, and who doesn't want to be an agent of hilarity?

So, the next time you feel the weight of the world on your shoulders, take a moment to breathe, relax, and let these ten humorous antidotes whisk you away to a land of giggles and guffaws. A good belly laugh releases endorphins, boosts your mood, and helps you forget about those pesky stressors dragging you down.

Laughter truly is the secret ingredient to make life better. So, go forth, my fellow joke enthusiasts, and let the healing power of humor wash away your worries. Remember, if you can find humor in the absurdity of life, you can conquer anything that comes your way!

In conclusion, let's embrace the wisdom of American writer, Mark Twain, who once said, "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." So, arm yourself with these ten jokes, and remember, stress doesn't stand a chance when you're armed with a good sense of humor!

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Samuel Omondi Guest Feb 28, 2016
๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t stop laughing!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shamim Guest Feb 27, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘—
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Chris Okello Guest Feb 21, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ•
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edward Chepkoech Guest Feb 21, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mazrui Guest Feb 21, 2016
Itโ€™s okay if you donโ€™t like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rashid Guest Feb 1, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ George Wanjala Guest Jan 30, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Paul Kamau Guest Jan 28, 2016
Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โš›๏ธ๐Ÿค“
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Wairimu Guest Jan 27, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Leila Guest Jan 25, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jafari Guest Jan 21, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarah Mbise Guest Jan 16, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐Ÿ”‘๐ŸงŠ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Catherine Mkumbo Guest Jan 12, 2016
๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Samuel Omondi Guest Dec 31, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Linda Karimi Guest Dec 28, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kahina Guest Dec 6, 2015
Why donโ€™t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿคก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Patrick Akech Guest Dec 2, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lucy Mushi Guest Dec 2, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwanahawa Guest Nov 5, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Lissu Guest Nov 2, 2015
Why donโ€™t elephants use computers? Theyโ€™re afraid of the mouse! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Kawawa Guest Oct 28, 2015
Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ™ƒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwalimu Guest Oct 25, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mohamed Guest Oct 15, 2015
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joyce Mussa Guest Sep 25, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nancy Komba Guest Sep 23, 2015
If Cinderellaโ€™s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Frank Macha Guest Sep 17, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Thomas Mtaki Guest Aug 29, 2015
I wonโ€™t be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Bahati Guest Aug 27, 2015
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m seriously crying over here!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Francis Njeru Guest Aug 24, 2015
๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sekela Guest Aug 21, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Jebet Guest Aug 20, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Mushi Guest Aug 19, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kazija Guest Aug 8, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Victor Kimario Guest Aug 7, 2015
Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšซ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Yusra Guest Jul 30, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Sumari Guest Jul 27, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Richard Mulwa Guest Jul 18, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Mushi Guest Jul 17, 2015
Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Halima Guest Jul 17, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Linda Karimi Guest Jul 13, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Catherine Mkumbo Guest Jul 7, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abdillah Guest Jul 2, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโ€™m talking on it. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kazija Guest Jun 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ›„๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ann Awino Guest Jun 18, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Frank Sokoine Guest Jun 18, 2015
๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Sumari Guest Jun 17, 2015
Iโ€™ve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโ€™m thinking of making a few more. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nasra Guest Jun 12, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Victor Mwalimu Guest Jun 9, 2015
Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Wande Guest May 24, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Susan Wangari Guest May 21, 2015
Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shamsa Guest May 6, 2015
๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Juma Guest May 6, 2015
Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Faiza Guest May 5, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘“
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwanakhamis Guest Apr 30, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Elizabeth Mtei Guest Apr 25, 2015
Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Frank Sokoine Guest Apr 21, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโ€™t know Y. ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Leila Guest Apr 10, 2015
Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคจ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwanahawa Guest Apr 7, 2015
๐Ÿคฃ This joke is too good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Bernard Oduor Guest Apr 5, 2015
๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Wande Guest Apr 2, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿฅ”

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