How did the hairdresser win the race?

Salum (Guest) on March 8, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 3, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 2, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Omar (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Asha (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Neema (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Kahina (Guest) on February 4, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on February 1, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 5, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Tabu (Guest) on December 23, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mashaka (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Nchi (Guest) on December 22, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 13, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 12, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Rahma (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 29, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Fadhila (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mazrui (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Zainab (Guest) on November 16, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Rehema (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 6, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Ali (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Bahati (Guest) on October 31, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mzee (Guest) on October 24, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Zakia (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Shani (Guest) on October 13, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Wande (Guest) on September 8, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 6, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

George Tenga (Guest) on September 3, 2015

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 19, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 18, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 11, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 3, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

John Malisa (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Rahim (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Amani (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Makame (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 2, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 14, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Maida (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Hawa (Guest) on May 22, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 29, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 18, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵