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Salum
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Mar 8, 2016
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Anna Mahiga
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Mar 8, 2016
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Monica Adhiambo
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Mar 3, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Nancy Komba
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Mar 2, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
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Mar 1, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Omar
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Feb 23, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Asha
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Feb 23, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Alex Nakitare
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Feb 20, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Neema
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Feb 19, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Peter Mwambui
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Feb 14, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Kahina
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Feb 4, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Josephine
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Feb 1, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Peter Mugendi
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Jan 5, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Tabu
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Dec 23, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Mashaka
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Dec 23, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Nchi
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Dec 22, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Majaliwa
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Dec 13, 2015
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Peter Mbise
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Dec 12, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Rahma
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Dec 8, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Mariam
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Dec 6, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Esther Nyambura
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Nov 29, 2015
๐ Sharing right away!
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Fadhila
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Nov 28, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Elizabeth Malima
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Nov 26, 2015
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Alex Nyamweya
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Nov 24, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Mazrui
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Nov 23, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Nov 22, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Zainab
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Nov 16, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Rehema
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Nov 14, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Mwalimu
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Nov 6, 2015
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Ali
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Nov 4, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Bahati
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Oct 31, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Mzee
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Oct 24, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Lydia Mutheu
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Oct 24, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Zakia
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Oct 19, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Charles Mrope
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Oct 14, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Shani
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Oct 13, 2015
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Elijah Mutua
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Oct 7, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Wande
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Sep 8, 2015
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Grace Njuguna
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Sep 6, 2015
๐ Gotta save this!
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George Tenga
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Sep 3, 2015
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Grace Majaliwa
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Aug 19, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Aug 18, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Mwinyi
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Aug 11, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Sarah Mbise
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Aug 11, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Ann Wambui
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Aug 9, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Lucy Wangui
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Aug 6, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Aug 4, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Aug 3, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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John Malisa
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Aug 2, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Rahim
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Jul 28, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Amani
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Jul 20, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Makame
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Jul 19, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Bernard Oduor
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Jul 2, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Frank Macha
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Jun 14, 2015
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Josephine Nduta
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Jun 9, 2015
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Maida
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Jun 6, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Hawa
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May 22, 2015
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Francis Mrope
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Apr 3, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Jane Muthui
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Mar 29, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Sarah Achieng
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Mar 18, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
