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Halimah
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Mar 25, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Azima
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Issack
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Janet Sumaye
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Dec 22, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Warda
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Issack
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Majid
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 16, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 11, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Hamida
Guest
May 8, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Bakari
Guest
May 7, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Abubakar
Guest
May 6, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
May 4, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Kheri
Guest
May 2, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Masika
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
